We asked YOU about your wedding night confessions/sexytime embarrassing moments, and Y’ALL DELIVERED!

1- We tried to have a sexy 2:00 AM bath together, which ended up basically flooding the bridal suite bathroom because we were too drunk. So we frantically tried to clean that up with the few towels that we had and then fell asleep immediately after.

2- We didn’t have sex on our wedding night. Instead my wife drunkenly bought every item off the bed and breakfast menu. And then when it arrived the next morning, couldn’t eat a thing because we were so hungover.

2- We had sex but we were tired. Then we ordered pepperoni pizza. We were starving! Sitting in the hotel room eating pizza and laughing with my new husband was the best moment of the night. I realized that this was my new life and it was awesome. 

3-Ordered a pizza, ate it in the tub, had sex and then it just said it was an excellent night. 

4- Our condom disappeared! I reached in me, looked around the bed and the floor. It was nowhere. Minutes later it fell out of me. I wasn’t in a place to get pregnant, so I was terrified and confused. 

5- The night of my wedding, my ex best friend and my father-in-law, snuck off together. 

6- I had a full on yeast infection. Didn’t realize it until after we were doing it.

I don’t know what that feels like, but doesn’t sound pleasant. Yeah, 

7- We had sex in a corn maze. Found out the guy from the tower who watches everyone saw us.

8- We left the TV on in hopes to drown out the noise since the kids were in the house. I accidentally got distracted by it and started watching it. Hubs was so turned off.

9- We didn’t have sex on our wedding night. Was wine drunk and slept on the bathroom floor in my wedding gown.

10- Due to pregnancy, I hurled my entire dinner on my wedding night.

11- My husband dislocated my knee during our first dance. So no wedding night for us.

12- I got food poisoning night of and was in bed by 9:00 PM.

13- They were allergic to the bird seed. 

14- It was a barn wedding where you could hear a cow giving birth during the whole ceremony.

15- We were both giddy and a bit nervous. She made me wait in the bedroom while she got changed. She came out wearing a bright red footy pajamas. It broke the tension and we proceeded to have sex twice.

16- We went to Wendy’s and ordered chicken nuggets. It was such a good night. 

17- I was 38 weeks pregnant on our wedding night, but we powered through it. It was very uncomfortable.

18- It almost felt like an obligation. We had been on our feet for 12 hours dressed up in more clothes than we’d ever worn in our lives. Talking to people and dancing. By the time we got to our room, we’d both had been content to just go to sleep. But we powered through it.

To hear what our thoughts are on each of these stories, listen to the podcast episode here :

Thank you for being here and for spilling your tea in these confessions! <3

-Markie